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Friday, February 29, 2008

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

//No, i think morality come from MOROLONS. :))))) :| KBYE. :))

Can you get cornered in a round room?

//Yes. :P IF you have corners or squares inside the round room. wefrjeweofihewifh?!?!?! =)))))

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

//OOOH! BECAUSE, statues don't run! and people do, alriiight?!?! =)))

Can bald men get lice?

//No, but they get dandruff. =))))))) :|

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

//Sorry, i don't understand. :)))) :D

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

//I guess so. :)) (Walang kwenta. HAHA!)

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

//Both! :> So i have 2 birthdaaaays! :)) Yay me. :)))))

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

//No! They either use baby oil or floor wax. :))

Do fishes sleep?

//OPKURS. :-j

If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?

//March 1. :P DUUUUH. :))

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

//NO THEY DON'T! :))

CAREGIVER = care is given

CARETAKER = care is taken

=))))))))))))))

Do cows drink milk?

//No. :)) They're VEGETARIANS, silly. :))

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

//Because E means EXCELLENCE. ;)

Why are SOFTballs hard?

//REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. The name-r of the sport was prolly nuts. :)) Or sarcastic. :> :))

Do vampires get AIDS?

//Vampires have a strong sense of smell if you're blood is delicious or not. I'm sure they know if you've got Aids. Maybe when they're really thirsty, they won't care at all. HELLO, THEY'RE IMMORTAL. :P


Thursday, February 7, 2008
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Never had. Serious relationships are EXTINCT. :P

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. Famous singer
B. Best photographer
C. Thinnest model. <--Gave this up. :))
D. Good writer. <--I know this would never happen. :P

3) What talent do you wish you had?
Hm..WRITING. :D Coloring and drawing. Manipulating. :-/

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
I'm not allowed to drink sodas soo, H2o would be fine. :D

5) Favorite vegetable?
Tomato && Broccoli.

6) What was the last book you read?
AP book. :| I'm stuck with these homeworks, dangitt! :|

7) What zodiac sign are you?
Aries. :>

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
My tattoos are gone. :)) Yes, they're the fake ones. :P :)) Piercings -- both ears.

9) Worst Habit?
Thinking negatively. Getting angry and frustrated easily. I HATE ME. :|

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
No. I don't trust strangers. Sorry, buddy. Better luck next time. :))

11) What is your favorite sport?
Volleyball/ Soccer. I think I'm giving up volleyball. D: :((

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
NEG-A-TIVE. :P

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Call for help. But if you're a hott guy, I'd probably talk to you and I won't care if we'd been stuck in there for hours! =)))))

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
The accident I had 10 years ago.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
When I drink coffee, i get REALLY hyper. I would prolly jump around, take my shoes off, squirm, do somersaults, walk back and forth, LAUGH even though there's nothing funny. :))

16) Do you have any pets?
A dog.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
STALKER?! :)) I'm such a feeler. :))

18) What was your first impression of me?
You haven't introduced yourself yet!

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I don't care. I'm an ignorant person. :P :))

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
My skin. :|

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Crime partner. :>

22) What color eyes do you have?
Brown with some dark blue outline that can be barely seen unless you look at me face to face. I mean, CLOSE UP. :))

23) Ever been arrested?
Yeah. Arrested of lying. Tsk, tsk. :))

24) Bottle or can soda?
What does the bottle contain? D: :))

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Give some to the orphanage. Then I'll use it to renovate our house and make my own studio. :D

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
POWER STATION. <3

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah. I can feel one if I want to. :S CRAP, I'M SCARED!

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read a book/ Sleep/ Watch TV/Sing/Record/ take pictures. :))

30) Do you swear a lot?
No.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
Not hitting the ball right. :<

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
DOT.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
In movies. But in my own real life experiences, Naaah!

35) Do you believe in God?
Certainly. :]

- -Thanks for the tag, Mikah.

Sorry for wrong grammar-ed sentences. I'm sleepy nooow. @-)