If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

//No, i think morality come from MOROLONS. :))))) :| KBYE. :))

Can you get cornered in a round room?

//Yes. :P IF you have corners or squares inside the round room. wefrjeweofihewifh?!?!?! =)))))

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

//OOOH! BECAUSE, statues don't run! and people do, alriiight?!?! =)))

Can bald men get lice?

//No, but they get dandruff. =))))))) :|

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

//Sorry, i don't understand. :)))) :D

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

//I guess so. :)) (Walang kwenta. HAHA!)

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

//Both! :> So i have 2 birthdaaaays! :)) Yay me. :)))))

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

//No! They either use baby oil or floor wax. :))

Do fishes sleep?

//OPKURS. :-j

If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?

//March 1. :P DUUUUH. :))

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

//NO THEY DON'T! :))

CAREGIVER = care is given

CARETAKER = care is taken

=))))))))))))))

Do cows drink milk?

//No. :)) They're VEGETARIANS, silly. :))

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

//Because E means EXCELLENCE. ;)

Why are SOFTballs hard?

//REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. The name-r of the sport was prolly nuts. :)) Or sarcastic. :> :))

Do vampires get AIDS?